Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 05, 2024
Get the Beamug. by rew1nd July 15, 2009
Get the Bea Playaamug. She rarely speaks her thoughts and if she do, you're lucky. She loves the still quietness of her surrounding as if it is her comfort place. She gives advices to people but cannot apply to her own; However, mind you that she writes remarkable essays, she writes it with her soul. I love re-reading her essays because the words and expressions she used. I love being by her side, and she's about to climb her dreams! I am supporting you, Bea! I love you so much!
Bea Merylle will reach her dreams no matter what. Bea Merylle is destined to achieve greater things in life with a smile.
by Nekichi_23 July 08, 2023
Get the Bea Meryllemug. The best girl youll ever come across, shes kind amazingly comprehensive and shell never let you be sad. Shes an amazing listener and has amazing taste in music. She is constantly brushed off by people and needs to start speaking her mind. Is sometimes clueless but really smart.
by Tusabesquemé iloveyou November 22, 2021
Get the Beamug. The girl next door, the name of the most beautiful girl yet mysterious girl you’ll ever get the chance to meet maybe once or twice. She’s the girl you pray to god and dream daily about. Makes you nervous when you lock eyes with her while failing to make out words stuttering your every word. Keeps to herself only adding on to her mystifying life. Only when you get to meet her that you’ll truly grasp her alluring personality. Charming you with every detail of her as she opens up to you slowly. The kindest girl with a the biggest heart, so don't break it. She’ll change your life in the best way and you’ll thank her for it. So hold on tight and never let go.
Bea Bea Bea Bea Bea!
I wish I was friends with Bea.
I wonder what Bea's up to tonight?
Bea you make my day.
I want Bea's opinion on this!
I wish I was friends with Bea.
I wonder what Bea's up to tonight?
Bea you make my day.
I want Bea's opinion on this!
by MD1234567890 November 23, 2021
Get the Beamug.