Bea Playaa

A delightfully callous, oftentimes random girl who has a fixation with cute things.

Stop tryna be a bea playaa, you're not that cool.

by rew1nd July 15, 2009

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Bea is like the loud nerd from your class in highschool who always spoke about nerdy things out loud and would say stuff like "uhm actually".

girl 1: so like did you watch the new series yesterday

Bea: UHM ACTUALLY IT CAME OUT LAST WEEK ON WEDNESDAY AT 7PM!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT

by lollipopgirl5 September 30, 2025

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Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.

Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"

by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

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