by rew1nd July 15, 2009
Get the Bea Playaa mug.Bea is like the loud nerd from your class in highschool who always spoke about nerdy things out loud and would say stuff like "uhm actually".
girl 1: so like did you watch the new series yesterday
Bea: UHM ACTUALLY IT CAME OUT LAST WEEK ON WEDNESDAY AT 7PM!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT
Bea: UHM ACTUALLY IT CAME OUT LAST WEEK ON WEDNESDAY AT 7PM!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT
by lollipopgirl5 September 30, 2025
Get the Bea mug.Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
Get the Bea mug.Bea is a beach babe with a huge butt. Her surf life saving mixed with athletics has blessed her with the biggest butt you have ever seen. she is so easy to be around, and although she likes the ugly glassons skirts, she is still a very cool person. She has long blonde hair (thanks to the beach blonde highlight spray). Bea is a comforting person to have as your friend and you always want to hang out with her. If she is your best friend you will get to know that she loves iced mochas from Starbucks, she has an unhealthy addiction to Diet Coke and once bought 50 velvet scrunches from amazon to become a vsco gurlllll. Despite her massive bunds, she is a cool person and you should be her friend.
Person one: Did you see Bea at the SLS meet in Oakura?
Person two: Was she the one with the huge butt?
Person three: Yup that was her
Person two: Was she the one with the huge butt?
Person three: Yup that was her
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