December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.
by object_Object December 10, 2020
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My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.
by bushlight December 21, 2017
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.
by fartso55 November 22, 2018