Jason 

The fist pumping mastor. Jason is the king of the fist pump , hes so good you'd think he invented it. He may not have friends at school but he has friends at cadets...

"FISTPUMP!!"

Here comes jason ...

Jason by hotpinkfuzz November 26, 2010

Jason 

Jason is a fucking beast. This kid rips people apart on the football field, and is not to be fucked with, ever.

Spectator: You see Jason out there?

Spectator 2: Hell yea he just ripped that kids arm off :O

Jason by Jason the Linebacker October 18, 2012

Jason 

Jason, a guy who cannot bring himself to love but when you get to know him omgzz you guys he has a heart of solid gold..

I cried so much because of jasons special type of love i didnt realise all those years were were together he was the one who made me cry the most..

Omg like he is sooooo special..

Jason by ifitwalkslikeaduckitisaduck December 28, 2013

Jason 

A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".

s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"

e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"

friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"

Jason by lovetolovealways:)............ August 28, 2008

jason 

Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:

Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm

jason by Michelle :) April 26, 2008

Jason 

1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.

2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.

3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.

Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex.

Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.

Example 3:

J - July

A - August

S- September

O - October

N - November

Jason by Proxxy Aristocrat January 20, 2010

Jason 

Jason

You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.

Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different…

Jason by Jaberjr May 13, 2017