ja rule

Rapper that sounds like cookie monster.
Annoying high strung wannabe.

Backed with an equally rediculous record label "the Inc" that childishly portray to the public, by there music videos, that they wish they were really Italian and in the Mafia.

In almost every video they produce they play pretend mafioso.
Laughable.
Even more entertaining to real Italians.
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by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Ja-rule

A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.


P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)
Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"

Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.
by P.K.T June 03, 2004
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Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother
by the truth January 12, 2005
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ja rule

1.Damn ja rule fell off boy, that man is garbage
2.my mom yelled at me last night cuz i forgot to take out the ja rule
3.that kid got sick for touching some toxic ja rule
by Jizz-osh January 23, 2005
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ja rule

1.) A punk ass motha fucka that relys on ashanti to sell records.

2.) a mock-aveli that copys tupac and dmx and thinks no1 notices, 3 words for ja rule, doe ray me, a song of d12 n obie that rips in2 ja rule.
Hailie Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

Eminem No honey you guys are the same size
by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005
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ja rule

Tyrese is so Ja Rule.
by Really White Dude December 11, 2003
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ja rule

ja rule fell off harder than anyone in the history of mankind. the label he is signed to, murder inc, got murdered in a sense that no one will ever listen to another ja rule song with a straight face. Ja Rule...did not rule.
i.e. Yo vincent man, u fell off like ja rule!
by The Brown One April 24, 2005
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