The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2022
To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..
"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
by Cedahhhh January 24, 2014
by PowermongerX July 20, 2019
sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy December 26, 2015
Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019
A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 5, 2011