Crew is the sport of rowing a boat as fast as you can to a finishing point before another team reaches there. In the city of Malden in Massachusetts, this sport is also known as Fat Emo Kids in a Boat.
Person 1: Have you heard about the Crew team's loss yesterday?
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.
by Jacob Reese December 16, 2007
the official sport of rejects. "crew teams" are generally made up of kids who have failed at all or most other sports. even track.
COOL KID: hey did you make the football, lacrosse, basketball, or hockey team?
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.
COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams
CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.
COOL KID: yeah we know......we know
by jamesbhole March 25, 2010
This is a sport that requires substantial physical condition. Many who participate in it think that that have accomplished some godly task. Some feel as if the sport is far superior to any other sport such as football. This results in an undeserved sense of accomplishment and superiority to so called "regular sport athletes". In reality a crew team is made up mostly of athletes who have failed in all other sports or been rejected due to lack of skill. This may contribute to the attitude that rowers have towards other sport athletes.
crew captain: If you were to put eight football players in a boat and have them row against our crew team, they would not stand a chance at winning.
football captain: If you were to put 11 of your crew members on a football field against us they would most likely be severely injured and possibly killed.
football captain: If you were to put 11 of your crew members on a football field against us they would most likely be severely injured and possibly killed.
by buca2012 March 24, 2009
A group a ballers devoted to shrek and the art of the pick up. Members include SwagMaster CucciPlayer GrilledBear BootyKing StonedFace and TrainMaster. Activities include pullin at dances, making dulocs, and going Godzilla!
Grilled bear: let's go to a dance tonight with some girls and maybe get a huge Godzilla! The Crew assemble!
by Cucciplayer September 16, 2014
A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
the Mayo crew is a large crowd of idk, about 1,000 teens world wide, they are the underground fanbase of the infamously erotic rapper, DJ Unacceptable
first person: Who are you talking to?
second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!
first person: sorry dude, can I join?
second person: only if you bring some weed first.
second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!
first person: sorry dude, can I join?
second person: only if you bring some weed first.
by SKYWIZARD2193 May 13, 2020
by Frisbeeman January 16, 2013