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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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christmas-tree

an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing
This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.
by rubduck33 December 15, 2011
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California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
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Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.
Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree
by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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