A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...
- sorry, I am loosing table
- sorry, I am loosing table
by Eyquem November 15, 2016
(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.
by Superduper_mak June 27, 2018
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
by ToastedSweeney September 21, 2022