Dirty football

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field

I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football

by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021

Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football

Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.

by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022

footballer

a football player

he is a footballer

by haunslow December 18, 2016

Footballer

Footballer means Cristiano Ronaldo is the best footballer

The best footballer is ronaldo

by Kapix November 21, 2022

football

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019

Football

The best sport ever.

Let’s go and play some football!
Wanna play football?

by Quinn2772 April 20, 2022

Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.

OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.

by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017