some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
by pinchy1x August 11, 2023
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I'm sorry... your son... is blue-eyed!!!!!!!!!
by adom, adam May 25, 2023
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This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 13, 2005
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Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 18, 2019
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A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
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