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Crusty

When a person hasn't showered in so long, that they're hair is pure oil.
1. I'm the crustiest crustle I've ever crusted.
2. I'm so crusty, I can become a pizza.
by Captain_Swan October 10, 2017
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Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.
by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016
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crusty

a wee girl who is uuugggly sir
fuck me sir she is crusty @olivia
by green belt October 20, 2021
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crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face
"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"
by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016
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Crusty

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.
Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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Crusty Dusty Dino

Crusty dusty dino can be used to describe a person who is not sharing and caring.
For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.
by lil nig 🤭 August 26, 2019
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crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.
Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.
by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022
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