milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020

dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 20, 2022

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.

She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish

by Kekepepe November 4, 2021

big lark milf

It’s the older versions of milfs

Big lark milfs are hot

by Ferret44132 April 21, 2021