While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
by Princeton CockWerk February 23, 2019
by Twicksy February 27, 2018
That dummy has never made Whoopi
by Yupyupyuptyptyotpyotly September 9, 2020
by IMAaceU888 April 24, 2021
When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 31, 2011
Meaning: when you want to swear about something but there are children present. You can use it like fudge, shucks,or just about anytime when you can't think of any other phrase!
by jdubbzz April 10, 2006
While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).
My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
by Too tall May 26, 2014