When tiles are cracked, loose or defective they no longer fulfil their original intention, which is to prevent the ingress of water, dust, heat and cold. Similarly, when other systemic failures occur it may be said that there are ‘loose tiles’ present
Strewth mate, must be some bloody loose tiles in the big smoke aye? Every flamin’ bastard has the plague again!! Christ all bloody mighty!
by zosohd23 December 30, 2021
Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.
by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022
by Youmadatyoirmom April 30, 2019
Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.
by sfxx January 11, 2019
The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.
You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.
by We the TWERK family July 14, 2017
by Cobyalumfred December 30, 2021