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GOFUNDME.com/Tling te by richasiankid January 10, 2019

Fish Tailing 

Female version` of "Tea Bagging". The act of a female rubbing her genetalia on a mans head, face or body.

That stripper Felicia just fish tailed that guy.

Fish Tailing by John Karreci May 3, 2005

Father Timing 

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

Father Timing by BattleItaly March 28, 2020

valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

valorant timing by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Timing Belt 

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

Timing Belt by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Draco Timing 

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

Draco Timing by Kek Nug June 7, 2018

Perfect timing 

The quality of diamond jewelry when hits just the right light and achieves it's highest potential of brilliance.

Damn bro, your ice got perfect timing out here in sunny Miami!

Perfect timing by Hoodrich GM May 6, 2018