Something that happens to other people, just dont cram it down my neck by knocking on my door or stopping me in the street or blowing up bits of my country!
7/7 bus bombs, a fiver says it was a religous group of some sort that did it because of there religion (but im not pointing any fingers *cough* Al-Qaeda *cough*)
by Purple_Penguin November 10, 2006
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Something that people use to comfort themselves from unpleasant truths such as the fact that life is pointless or that dead people will never be seen again.

Something that people will ignore when it conflicts with their own self interest as they do not actually care about their religion but only call on it when they need it such as when they are dying of cancer etc.

This is testment to the fact that all humans are self centered motherfuckers who only want their needs satisfied and do not care about anyone elses. They are also only too glad to step on other people so they can make themselves feel superior. This is an example of when people will ignore their religion as it is conflicting with their own self interest even though their religioon tells them to love everyone but do they care- NO!!!
One day I was out in town with a friend who claims to be a christian. There was a man outside a clothes shop collecting for charity. I gave some money and suggested she give some but she said no and proceeded into the shop and spent $90 on herself for clothes she doesn't need. What a shining example of a christian.
by Slayer123321 July 31, 2005
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what the man uses to keep u down
That religious bastard! Trying to make us skip our valuable chill time by makin' us go to Church.
by Ghandi September 18, 2002
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Religions, called by the white man, are nothing but brain washing rules that priests and books tell you go to by. Fuck religions, just believe what you want to believe, have faith in whatever god you wish to have faith in, and live life. There isn't any "hell" or "devil". All that Lucifer and shit is in a book written over the course of what, 200, 300 years? Fuck that shit.
Moron: Guess what, I'm a Christian who says the Rapture WILL happen because the bible says so.
Me: Guess what? You're a closeminded dumbass who can't think for themselves and is brainwashed by priests, church, and the bible.
by PeaceNotWar04 October 26, 2004
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n.
1. A barrier that separates man from God.

2. An organization created to intimidate people, or to be used as a scapegoat for man's own delusion.
Religion is just a group with a set of man-made dogmatic teachings which causes people to become deluded. Dogma does not get you to Heaven. Religion was never inspired by God. It was only inspired by man.
by JWil888 February 3, 2009
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The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.
+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.
by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004
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