A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
by HunterPreyHipster March 7, 2011
A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.
Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)
by Mr. Pretentious September 17, 2008
a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
by rowdt rooo October 30, 2007
by Postfarm August 12, 2006
A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.
by Shawn B. May 23, 2003
When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.
The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.
by CPodWrites January 7, 2011