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Netflix O'clock 

The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.
Last night during Netflix O'clock my download speed averaged 2MBPS!
Netflix O'clock by Treborch August 31, 2014

Five O'Clock Bush 

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.
While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.
Five O'Clock Bush by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

bitch o'clock 

going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.
Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy

Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa
bitch o'clock by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011

Butt o'clock 

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.
"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"
Butt o'clock by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Thot o' Clock 

When all the Thots in the Neighborhood Come Outside to Get Around After A Long Day's Work of Bitchin'
John: Damn, Even fucking Jennifer is outside at Thot o' Clock!
Tumus: What has the world come to? D:
Thot o' Clock by HideYoKidzLadyz September 9, 2014

shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".