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manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.
Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.
by mousegrass April 23, 2014
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someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.
OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!
by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017
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Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.
Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.
by Sparky322 January 5, 2015
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Manual

In South Texan slang: a typical name for a gay person in middle school. Activity’s and behaviors include; Loud talking, Annoyance, and Sucking Dick.
Person 1: “Hey did you see Chubs at the football game?”

Person 2: “Yeah he was being a total manual.”
by Fantom65 February 23, 2022
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Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
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Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023
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Manuals

A way of getting cancer, AIDS and The Black Death.
I'm so close to death, Imma just go watch Manuals to die immediately.
by ManualsSUCKS April 23, 2018
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