someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

Manual Barboza

A Bozo

Stop being like Manual Barboza
Or more like manual Bozoza

by Lononini November 21, 2021

Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.

1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.

Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver

by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024

The Love Manual

- A one-stop resource in the niche of Love and Relationships used to gain knowledge of Self for the love of others.
- An ecosystem consisting of professionals and experienced individuals working together in the niche of Love and Relationships
- A website to find help, tips, and advice about love and relationships.

I need The Love Manual to help me understand why my relationship is not working out.

by Dons3rdeye March 14, 2021

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021