someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass March 16, 2014

manual metabolism

T1D (Type 1 diabetes mellitus) It’s kinda like you drive an automatic, but I gotta clutch (test my blood sugar) and shift (inject or infuse insulin) if I wanna go (eat).

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People who grab a McD’s without needing to obsess about their blood sugar don’t have manual metabolism. They may try to empathize but eventually get bored or distracted.

by treeguywussp January 13, 2023

Instruction manual

Speaking of which, have you seen that video of Reagan from the 60s? Where he outlines the rhetoric used by the "communist actors?" It's crazy. You should check it out.

Hym "It's like an instruction manual! He outlines the rhetoric the communists are going to use. He says 'They will come under the guise of "Anti-fascist" ' and-so-on-and-so-forth and it very much parallels the current political discourse. You have the religious baseline
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And then you have Reagan's instructions regarding a counter-narrative which is (word-for-word) the current left-wing position
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And this play on a loop in the media. No real discourse occurs. Reconciliation is impossible. But don't worry about. Just work hard and be friendly. Its just this:
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Except at in incline. It just does that forever. The negative feedback loop. That's what I mean when I say 'negative feedback loop' and they LITERALLY televised the instruction manual for the creation of the loop everyone to see and then they lobotomized anyone who didn't sit in the feedback loop and wait patiently for death. That's the REAL reason they like Regan (The conservatives). He created the feedback loop that keeps their LITERAL narcissistic psychopath God safe forever! You can't keep it safe from me. I'll get to it."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Manual Release

A hilariously sterile, sci-fi-sounding euphemism for a handjob, often used to describe the discreet (or not-so-discreet) culmination of events in a strip club, VIP booth, massage setting, or other private sexual event specifically involving genital stimulation by means of handwork that is administered by a consenting professional.

Can be upgraded to "full manual release" to emphasize successful completion. Not to be confused with (1) car manuals; (2) hydraulic pressure valves, or; (3) actual ship operations.

Mr. Y: "He walked out of the VIP booth all red-faced and smiling. Let's just say, manual release was achieved."

Mr. X: "Bro, the girl whispered 'for another $100 I'll take care of you'--and next thing I knew, it was like Data ripping the fucking panel off the bulkhead outside of main engineering in Star Trek: First Contact. Full. Manual. Release."

by urabanodictionaro July 13, 2025

The Love Manual

- A one-stop resource in the niche of Love and Relationships used to gain knowledge of Self for the love of others.
- An ecosystem consisting of professionals and experienced individuals working together in the niche of Love and Relationships
- A website to find help, tips, and advice about love and relationships.

I need The Love Manual to help me understand why my relationship is not working out.

by Dons3rdeye March 15, 2021

Manual Boy

Cheap motherfucker that follows all the rules and does it by the book. Commonly used as a derogatory term and screamed in a British accent.

That Robin kid's a MANUAL BOY

by JuicedGoose July 18, 2015