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manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.
Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.
by mousegrass April 23, 2014
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someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.
OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!
by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017
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Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.
1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.
Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver
by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024
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God of Manual Work

An individual who excessively performs manual tasks of questionable value that could otherwise be eliminated or made easier with automation to save both time and energy.
Bro's the god of manual work cuz he be sweating all day cranking at them manual tasks.

Better show them some excel shortcuts and how to link files or else they'd be cooked like the God of Manual Work.

Bro's got skill issue cuz he's the God of Manual Work!
by Dats Bussin... December 2, 2024
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Manual Shit

When someone grabs the shit out of your anus or when you pluck your own shit out
by eemujil November 30, 2024
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manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.
Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.
by Pothsot44 October 27, 2008
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