mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

mashing taters by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

mashed 

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

mashed by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Masher 

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.

The old man in the pub was a real masher.

Masher by karientoch March 16, 2019

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

Mashing Cakes by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

mashed spaghetti by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017

The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.

The Munter Mash by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

mash-up

A remix made by taking two different songs, usually by 2 seperate artists, and combining them into one.

Closer in da club (Nine Inch Nails: Closer, combined with 50 cents Up in da club)

One Step Closer/99 Problems (Linkin Park: One Step Closer, combined with Jay-z's 99 Problems)

mash-up by undergone May 16, 2005