Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.
"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."
"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011
when people say the main steam Media is Fake News or the enemy of the people they are not just referring to the bull shit they quite often spue out, it is also the deafening silence on the many other issues and problems they refuse to acknowledge or report on. a silence media is a enemy of the people!
by the one... yes that one February 20, 2017
man, that chili I ate last night gas me some serious enemy ass. Smelled so bad I couldn't even blame it on the dog
by badman77 November 6, 2007
So-called journalists and media outlets who present out-right lies as factual information in order to sway public opinion, ususally to the left.
by agent65 August 5, 2018
that one friend you have that you secretly hate
by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010
When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
by Cervexor April 11, 2010
The evil fortune that ditcates, when you're playing a video game, everything that can go wrong for you will, while everything that can go right for your opponent will. If you have a 2% chance of missing, you will miss; if your opponent has a 2% chance of hitting, he will hit. You will never critically hit while your enemy crits every other uncannily-accurate strike, and they'll shrug off your most powerful spells and status ailments while crippling you with a minor expenditure of mana.
by Umbilical Lotus July 22, 2006