When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.
I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.
by Billy bubba November 14, 2013
by sjsays August 12, 2018
A good Netflix series which at the end of the episode leaves you with the urge to get as quickly as possible to the next episode and therefor you opt for the ‘skip intro’ option to do so. Similiar to a good book being a ‘page turner’
by Dunnec3 December 8, 2018
Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
Guy: Who's going to end racism?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
by pejafme November 4, 2020
Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
by Mickey Avalonia September 27, 2007