When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014

by Wackelstaple February 6, 2021

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.
Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most
by Metal422life July 14, 2023

verb.
to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
