The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.
by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019
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To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
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A group of people who gather together around a smudge pot aka hillbilly patio heater
When a group of people gather together around something hot to get warmed up. "Let's go get our smudging on"
by Lil Sarah February 3, 2021
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The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021
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A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.
by William J J T June 12, 2011
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When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
by Soups February 2, 2016
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