1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 10, 2009
Skeezed out
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.
Skeezed out
2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.
Skeezed out
2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Man, I was really skeezed out by that big-ass cobweb with dozens of baby spiders on it when I walked into it in the dark.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
by CrazyIvoryPounder February 21, 2023
A female who appears to be of trailer park decent. Nappy clothes, ratty hair and a fugly face are all sure signs. They generally give off the personna of a whore. They are willing to sleep with ANYONE and perform degrading sexual favors such as ass-to-mouth. They come in handy if you have low standards or are planning on lowering your standards via Alcohol.
1. I was so drunk i picked up some skeez bag and went home.
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!
by bluesfinest May 23, 2008
1)Another name for skeezer.
2)A filthy tramp, a dirty slut, a prostitute who is completely low and disgusting.
3) A female who has been with many males and probably has a disease.
2)A filthy tramp, a dirty slut, a prostitute who is completely low and disgusting.
3) A female who has been with many males and probably has a disease.
That bitch is a straight skeeze piece.
Stay away from that skeeze piece.
You'll get that disease from this skeeze piece.
Johnna is a giant skeeze piece.
Stay away from that skeeze piece.
You'll get that disease from this skeeze piece.
Johnna is a giant skeeze piece.
by Wiz It February 8, 2007
by Kapz November 4, 2006
Also "easy skeez". A sexy girl who will sleep with and pretend to be in love with a guy who can get her pills (or her drug of choice). Apparently this helps some with the guilt of being whorish.
Guy 1: "Who was that chick leaving your house just after lunchtime yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Aw, you know. Just my ez-skeez. She gives me what i want, and I give her what she needs."
Guy 1: "The bitch looked good but... did she have an engagement ring on her finger??"
Guy 2: "Relax bruh, her fiance is a chump."
Guy 1:"Man, the world really is full of pimps and hoes".
Guy 2: "Aw, you know. Just my ez-skeez. She gives me what i want, and I give her what she needs."
Guy 1: "The bitch looked good but... did she have an engagement ring on her finger??"
Guy 2: "Relax bruh, her fiance is a chump."
Guy 1:"Man, the world really is full of pimps and hoes".
by PA Trip October 13, 2010
Dude, I heard a drunk retarded leprechaun jew rapping, and he sounded WAY better than young skeez, aka gordon crackerjack aka DOUCHEBAG
by Brodonio July 16, 2006