Shifter
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy February 5, 2018

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy April 5, 2018

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023

by Crazylady October 18, 2017

by Cait &Liam November 23, 2010
