double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

Raft Crew

A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.

"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"

by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Raft

A boat of wood that float every single place on the ocean

Guy1:hey i saw a raft
Guy2:cool, There were any people?
Guy1:no...
Guy2:ok then *tries to drown*

by Alex113917314726371 March 27, 2022

Raft

(Noun) - a platonic ship

(Verb) - to platonically ship two people

Yeah, they’re my all-time favorite raft.

Omg, I totally raft Troy and Gabriella!

by AwkwardlyTripping June 22, 2018

rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.

I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.

by JustMo November 22, 2021