When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022
a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.
I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 14, 2010
the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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by TeddyRuckSpun January 20, 2021
If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked
by Fuck mined,being confused December 28, 2011