Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
by Magnus the Red January 3, 2021
If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!
by pentozali September 26, 2010
He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
by planttreesplease January 25, 2015
Smart,funny person who loves anyone if there nice don't mess with her when she's mad she'll stand on her yippie toes and scream.
by JTJenn27 September 27, 2017
A fat person with bad sosial skills. He loves to argue and eat food. You might find him in your lokal grocery store munching on some muffins. His hair is full oss hair gèl. Magnus is really into asians and would love to do the dirty on a rock.
Man nr1: hey! have you seen magnus ianssen.
Man nr2: is it possible not to, he is super big. He is on the boulder outside having seggs
Man nr2: is it possible not to, he is super big. He is on the boulder outside having seggs
by Ruspulverguttene March 17, 2022
Clara Magnus is An amazing girl with a beautiful smile who I have liked forever I think she likes me back but idk she has an amazing sense of humour :)
I love Clara Magnus <3
by Clara<3 November 20, 2017
The first time u fucken look at this amazing human being and get to know him in like 2 bloody days you are swept away he is the most sweetest, most loving and kindest boyfriend a girl could ask for. No one can compare and replace such a cute boy with great qualities and an Amazing personality. Once hes yours you can’t stop thinking about him and how incredible he is and to know that he is yours damnn u got yourself something *dab
by CIT.288 February 4, 2019