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A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
by Hellomynameisnoboady February 2, 2017
A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet November 26, 2008
by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."
by Acylos The Silver Predator December 26, 2022
He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 13, 2018
by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022