Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

by liaaaaaaaaam August 21, 2009

Kipper Tickler

A item person or thing.. that can tickle or cause pleasure to a females vaginal area. AKA the flange :)

A tongue is a kipper tickler.

"I tickled her kipper with my tongue"

by Neil Down Syndrome August 17, 2008

kipper-dipping

like tea-bagging BUT for girls!

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...

by xpikeyx April 28, 2010

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

Kipper

Racial slur used against white people. Very commonly used against white people who publicly act like they're not racist, and are fighting for minorities, when in reality they are actually racist on the inside.

Dave: Oh my god, look at Kristina. She's such a fucking kipper.

by moonbutch October 28, 2018

Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021