Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain

Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way

by TYSIAN November 22, 2021

Johan and Rina

the best andre n cat duo you’ll ever see 😉

Someone : omg Johan and Rina r so cool 👍

by ikogalcm May 15, 2022

big johan

the best person alive most of the time a dad and yea hes just awesome

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan

by hermanius June 20, 2017

is Andy Johan gay?

Is Andy Johan gay? a commonly asked question. Nobody knows if he's gay, straight or even human. who is he? what is he, and is he gay?, Andy Johan or Andy Johandy is a well known Musician/Youtuber in Denmark, he is the maker of the award winning album "kast mig i havnen" which translates to throw me in the harbor, Andy's videos are boring for The most people, But some people, just about 101 people are extremely attracted to him and his videos, they understand him, and they help him, and in exchange they get videos, music, livestreams, etc.

guy 1: hey have you heard of the new game that's coming out?

guy 2: yes, but is Andy Johan gay?

by Lil_Dick_Gurl_666 September 11, 2018