Joey is an amazing friend, he is really funny and cool. at times, he can be grumpy/depressed but that will go away pretty easily. he is a caring person and your one of the luckiest people if you have him as a friend. he is a very independent person, he has okay taste in girls, but not too bad. he is awesome when it comes to cheering people up. he doesn't give up too easily. he is pretty crazy, some people might call him a redneck. Joey is a kind guy that is caring and really funny. your lucky if you have him as a friend
by ima._.whoosh December 19, 2018
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That one kid that will never make the first move he will always make you talk to his crush for him
Want to here a joke Joey talking to a girl himself
by Skipdipboopdoop July 21, 2018
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Joey is a vary handsome man, hes smart and knows just when you need him. Big cuddly bear that just wants to cuddle up with you to make you feel better, on the other hand is vary skilled with sex. Vary romantic and intimate if you get the chance to get that close to him. Hes sexy and has a huge penis.
I'm so jealous of Xen, her man is a Joey.
by Ratttat February 12, 2017
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A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
by SheenIsWinning June 21, 2011
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Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"
Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed
by ahwell June 21, 2012
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Person A: aww look at the baby kangaroo
Person B: Otherwise known as a Joey.
by bg1297 September 11, 2012
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