People called Ian are extremely intelligent, kind, and sensitive, therefore they need to be preserved.
They usually arise out of some exotic UK village. They are not bald, and they are exquisitely beautiful.

Ians are often tall, with large arms, legs, and other large assets, therefore they are completely cool and confident.
Ian is always descent and respectful, best friend ever. Ian can be competitive but that is manageable.
Ian's calmness is undescribable.
"I almost burnt the flat yesterday but Ian was there and saved the day"
by aggelikiwi January 26, 2021
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A real nigga that knows a bit bout hip hop. Also known as dark chocolate. #popeyes
by LeBrick Lame Not Hall of Fame. September 9, 2016
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a very nice guy that loves singing. he may seem bad but deep down inside,he is a kind and caring guy!
by theverysmart guy June 23, 2017
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"Ian" is a general name/term used to describe a hypersensitive, immature, and greasy individual. An "Ian" tends to be short in stature, and has anger issues most likely stemming from a video game addiction. An "Ian" is strongly committed to his own irrational beliefs, and attempting to explain new perspectives to an "Ian" would unleash childish and selfish temper tantrums.
Grow up, take a chill pill, and stop acting like an Ian!
by bluebuff69 August 20, 2020
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Most commonly known as a bitch, coward, pussy, the ugliest bitch in the world and a person with no female interaction.
Seth: Damn that guy so fucking ugly

Raph: He's name is definitely ian
by Your mom and sister a bitch December 22, 2022
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Ian is the English form of Iain, which itself is the Scottish form of John. Which is an English name.
You're the Ian that spells hsi name the right way right?

Iain: "Yes, I-a-i-n"
by bean12 February 3, 2010
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a player, someone who flirts with every girl and doesn't care who they hurt. Don't let his beautiful Puerto Rican skin fool you, no matter how hot he is. Put some Wasabi sauce in his mashed potatoes when he's not looking.
Man look at that jerk. He's such an ian.
by blahhhhhg March 26, 2009
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