Dick Cheney

Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin
I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert
by kanadzki May 26, 2008
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Dick Cheney

Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.

Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
by Danny Glover October 04, 2005
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Dick Cheney

the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.
Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."
by Kate is bait November 20, 2004
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Dick Cheney

(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009

(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.

(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.
Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"

Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"

Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"
by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009
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Dick Cheney

The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.
I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!
by Lennon's Protege August 31, 2005
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Dick Cheney

a person who doesn't know jack shit
Wow this person is a real dick Cheney
by Billy12617 April 08, 2015
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Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.
Source: Joe Blow, Feb 2, 2005

Yeah,I have to agree.My sole motivation for voting anymore is to opt for whatever pisses liberals off the most since there really is no other reason to vote that I can think of.Both parties fuck ass but liberals just fuck that bleeding ass a little bit rougher and a little bit harder.They've got the butt rape down to a science.So I say,"Go Dick" yourselves you whiney liberal fucks!
average person:"Voting is pointless.Both parties are so much alike,liberal and gay,that there is just no point anymore."
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me:"Yeah but you COULD just vote to piss liberals off.Atleast that's still a good reason to vote."
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first person:"Oh yeah,I see your point.That's a really great idea,thanks."
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*Example doesn't use the word Dick Cheney in a sentence.*
by fuck liberals in the ass December 28, 2005
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