When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.
Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010
A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.
Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?
Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*
Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*
by #GazdA# December 27, 2021
Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
by El Guru July 27, 2011
Brilliant chess strategy that will be devised by Karen to defeat Croatian opponent, who knows who he is.
by kvonblix January 11, 2012
A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017
Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
by Idontlikecroatianpigs January 31, 2011