A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!
Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-
(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)
Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-
(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)
Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!
by Fast Bad Ass Bitch October 29, 2008
noun, one who inflicts pain and suffer to acquire discipline on or to, younger Marines to prepare for battle or to provide mission essential training through stern and meaningful yelling and guiding. To LEAD younger marines.
"hey you bad ass marine sergeant go PT these devil dogs so they can better their PFT and CFT!", Sgt Spamlet, Sgt Flippe; sharpening steel with steel; leading 6 marines into enemy territory with little means of survival and fullfilling the mission no matter what. the opposite of Sgt Cantino.
by usmcjunkie September 14, 2009
Dude that man just Jumped over a car doing a McTwist landing on a pipe then continued to run on it, after that he Jumped 90 feet drop kicked a lion in the zoo and then saved a crying baby from a fire down the street.
Hes an SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness , bro.
Hes an SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness , bro.
by Bob From Accounting. August 23, 2011
A person that yells and swears when behind the window of a car, but when the driver they were yelling at stops their car they shut up and act like a bitch.
by MAND41 December 27, 2008
Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
by ThatFaggot December 30, 2013