Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

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Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

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Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

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Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

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chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

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