"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011
by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.
Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.
Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.
by Fiber7 April 25, 2022
A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023
Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2022
by Stark0407 October 4, 2019