Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 10, 2017

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012