I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

When she's around, don't let the truth be of sound

Advice for someone being bullied by a rich bitch and they're are rich. Lie about your wealth.

"I am being bullied by the rich bitch. what should I do?" Person 1

"When she's around, don't let the truth be of sound." Person 2

by ThingsIKnowAreRealProblematic August 16, 2023

when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

gay gay he likes other dude

Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

by haywhatsgooda January 3, 2021

when the nig is honk

A variation of the popular Among Us meme, "when the imposter is sus." Nig refers to a black person and honk refers to something squishy.

Person 1: Bro, look at that nig!
Person 2: Yeah, that's what happens when the nig is honk.

by kek or cringe? March 8, 2021

When the pretender is mistrustful!

This frase is used when you want to annoy someone with a dead meme.

Clint: Dude, why you're sending me "among us" memes? This game and memes about it are dead. Please stop dude.

Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!

Clint: I really hate you.

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other

Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .

by sheila in the car May 30, 2023