A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019
by urmom28 November 19, 2021
by Big deeeee bricky October 20, 2019
sheep - Oh did you hear that Abbie Bovis goes for boys with drug addictions like Joe Sturrok?
lamb - no way! Joe Sturrok
lamb - no way! Joe Sturrok
by I Like Jesus November 16, 2020
People often say Abigail grace w/ the pretty lookin face. She also has massive mommy milkers. Sometimes ppl say Murrell instead of Murrell even though it’s obviously pronounced Murrell. (Also likes pasta)
by Erikkakimmm December 31, 2022
Neatly/carefully packaged, highly combustible ideas that tend to unpack themselves like exploding Russian dolls, or... handgrenades of hilarity.
Abby's words are the gift that keeps on giving.
by Brachistochronenronen December 6, 2021
a whore and a walking STD
“yo dude have u seen abby white today” “yeah i want to hit that but i don’t want that std to give me anything”
by nskwjsndne May 26, 2019