The Saucy Ru Empire

the empire run by saucy ru

we should avoid going through the saucy ru empire

The Saucy Ru Empire by Waylon Jennings March 27, 2020

The Satellite Effect 

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

The Satellite Effect by CJLT April 21, 2020

The Safety Nut 

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

The Safety Nut by 997854543 July 31, 2020

the salvador 

“The Salvador”is when you put a sombrero and a mustache on your penis and penetrate your significant other while drinking a corona

Guy-imma do “the Salvador” to you
Girl-why does your penis have a mustache

the salvador by The dirty Salvador September 22, 2020

The Sandy Danal

The act of performing anal sex while on a beach and getting a raw anus from particles of sand mixing with the lube

Y'all. Vikky went to the beach this weekend and got the Sandy Danal!

The Sandy Danal by RYEEE2020 October 20, 2020

the sayid 

The sayid was the anti-colonialist who led the anti-imperial dhulbahante state based in Taleh

the sayid proposed

the sayid by khatumo November 1, 2020

The Sad Pretender 

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

The Sad Pretender by Drakenology January 20, 2021