by Strippin Zorro November 13, 2015
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them
by Cullum21 March 8, 2017
Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.
by Jaxonisgae June 21, 2022
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by the autistic swimmer January 8, 2023