green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Flag of Japan

Slang

Description of a white person's bottom following a period of gastric distress, often following a curry

1
"Mate, how was the curry last night?"
"Great but my arse is like the Flag of Japan this morning"

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

Flag

Flagging racist definitions like a chad

Hey dude i was just scrolling and found some racist cuck let's flag his dumbass we have to clean this place up from all that racist nonsense

by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022

Confederate flag

A piece of cloth.

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Flapping the flag

Jacking off.

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"

by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019

the flags

“The Flags” meaning if someone is asking you if you wanna go to six flags

Brother you tryna go to the flags ?

by cvss August 3, 2021

Red Flag

Something or Someone who has a bad personality trait or look to him or her. Mostly used by women to point out things in men to there friends. You can also use an emoji to say this aswell 🚩.

Mike was laughing but his laugh is ugly, red flag 🚩.

by GeekyShartMan April 23, 2022