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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Flag of Japan

Slang

Description of a white person's bottom following a period of gastric distress, often following a curry
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"Mate, how was the curry last night?"
"Great but my arse is like the Flag of Japan this morning"
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
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Walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with)
walking red flag

to identify or draw attention to (a problem or issue to be dealt with) aka Angelina louca
by Angelina louca January 18, 2023
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Flags

Did you see Steve's and his friends walking into the party? They're such flags
by Chychass June 6, 2018
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flag brown

Usually a gay man into scat. “Flag” refers to the hanky code with brown representing… y’know
Jay: “If you’re interested, I flag brown.”
Chris: “Too late… where’s that hanky?”
by mrhankey666 October 31, 2023
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Flag

Meaning: like a flag, free, tall, proud, confident, above vapidity and corruption. Doesn't describe looks, more a spiritual thing.
When friend does a favor for you ... "Man, that's flag of you, thanks."

When boss is proud of you for clinching a big deal: "You flaggin hard today. Nice work."

When girlfriend shuts down douche hitting on her at bar: "Bae, that was a flag thing you did back there."

When colleagues game up for a good work day: "All right, boys, let's flag it up."

"If you ain't flaggin, you saggin"
by McJimmyson June 12, 2016
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Flag

Hey dude i was just scrolling and found some racist cuck let's flag his dumbass we have to clean this place up from all that racist nonsense
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
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