A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Cannon: an amazing person
by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021
The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
by doc6104 October 6, 2023
When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
by The piss artist December 7, 2022
by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016
A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"
Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016