Lit and run

To come up in the function, get seriously lit, and do one within a short period of time.

Derek: Man, where’s Chris at? He was slaying it just now!
Mabel: Guess he left already.

Derek: Somebody should the 5-0 - it’s a lit and run situation

by Auld simp January 24, 2018

lit scenes bro

Lit-The meaning "exciting," as well as a broader meaning along the lines of "excellent."
Scenes-party/event

Bro1
-How's the party bro?
Bro2
-Lit scenes bro.

by BobTheFunnyOne March 7, 2023

Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 11, 2017

lit as a pinecone

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick

Tina was as lit as a pinecone

by REB VoDkA January 24, 2018

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

by LitLobster November 11, 2018

lit quit

A fun euphemism for the state of blackout intoxication that one achieves by consuming excessive amounts of alcohol; when one gets so "lit" that they must "quit".

Hey Chad, how was the party?

Man, I got so ripped I had to lit quit. I don't remember being brought home, but I am told that I kissed Mikey's hand repeatedly and called him a medieval sire.

Chad, you're fucked.

by chad_dingers January 2, 2018