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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Gemini Handshake

The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.

Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.

Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!
I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!

Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!
by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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