Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
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When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
by Jyds December 31, 2022
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Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
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When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022
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Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.
"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."
by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022
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Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB May 7, 2011
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