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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024
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scale of attraction

The scale of attraction is the 1-10 rating system of used to describe both men and woman, mainly by physical attractiveness. There may be multiple ratings for one person for different characteristics or parts of body, or just one. It is usually used to simplify the act of describing how one thinks of another's body. Because of this, the rating of one often differs from someone else's rating.
"... so on the scale of attraction, I think Rose is a rocky 6 or 5"
"nah man, the ass is there, but no tits and she has a butter face, I'd give her a 4"

"Jacob's personality is a solid 8, but his looks are a 5"
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Ro-Scale

I love Regans Cuum
Ro-scale has many great developers such as regan
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1-10 (Female Attractiveness Scale)

A scale that measures how beautiful a woman is. A rating of 1 is horrid, whereas 10 is absolutely freaking hot.
Bro, what do you think of that chick over there?
On the 1-10 (Female Attractiveness Scale), I'd say about an 8.
by ArchTitans September 10, 2016
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Would you scale

A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.

1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck
Tims looking fit tonght!

Where is he on the would you scale though??

Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then
by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016
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The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias
"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"
by DyvCush November 9, 2025
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.
Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12
by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016
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