When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
by prep girl five June 5, 2023
When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
by Skauterino December 18, 2019
A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.
I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.
by Apprenrice October 6, 2023
During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 5, 2020
When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.
Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.
by White Cosmic May 17, 2022